Please consider our latest offering, THE LAST SLUMBER PARTY, as it may be the stupidest teen horror film I have ever seen, and that’s a considerable statement. This may well be the slasher-pic equivalent of “The Room.”
A madman terrorizes a slumber party. Maybe two. He (or they) do it slowly, haltingly, ineptly. Lines are flubbed, shots lose focus, marks are missed, no matter, the camera bravely marches on. And it ends as pointlessly as it begins.
So it all adds up to great viewing for a summer night, under the stars, in the cabin, Hell, even on the phone. See it with someone you love, because anyone else might hit you.